Schaefer Sweet Schaefer

Yo check this sweet 70s ad for everyone's favorite beer.

Dead Man Pose

Camera Man: J Reaves
Body: J Tobia
Location: Providence Place Mall
Audubon Society

....this video is part of my degree project.....

Dude Dance, "My LAla" (song by alex field/me)

JEFF the brotherhood SUMMER SPANK 09

JEFF the brotherhood is on tour and they kick ass!!!
follow the tour on their new BLOG!!!




photo by charles mostoller

Life in LA aka Puerto Rico aka Ali Tobia

In case y'all were wondering...

Here's the hot shit in India right now.  Maybe they could play the next FFF, it's supposed to be a wedding right?

An account of a DMT experience, via the anus

Ultrathin goes big-time, Sig looks sexy

Sig's in a band that is going big-time, baby. I caught up with the newly rediscovered rock star after a recent show in Montreal. Sig's words? "Go to www.myspace.com/ultrathinmtl, biatch."

PaHaHaHaHaHa!

I just thought about this guy today.

Kittens....Inspired by KITTENS!

Digital Seance

Find more videos like this on www.truveo.com.

life in hanoi - video courtesy of fellow hanoian monkeys

Indoor Climbing Homework from VietClimb on Vimeo.

etymology

Recently you may have hear this quip: "blah blah blah, economic crisis, blah blah blah...but we should all have some faith, for in Chinese the word "Crisis" is composed of two characters, the first means "Danger" but the second means "Opportunity", blah blah blah, therefore there is a silver lining in this economic shit storm apocalypse."  I read something along those lines in the NYTimes recently and thought to look it up. Turns out, it's plain wrong. The first part of the word "危" (wei) does in fact mean danger. The second part 机 pronounced "ji" simply means "time." So 危机 (weiji) just means "dangerous time" - the ship is sinking, there aren't enough life-boats, ohshit ohshit.  It does not mean "Danger-Opportunity".

The confusion comes from the fact that the word "Opportunity" is 机会 / jihui, which contains the same 机/ji as in 危机/weiji. So it is assumed that 机/ji must also mean "opportunity" - but it doesn't. Literally translated the word for opportunity is "Time机 - Able会" (会/hui means "able") as in: time-when-things-can-be-done. Here again, 机/ji just means Time - that's all it means. It has never meant "opportunity" and their word for "crisis" will never mean anything other than a "dangerous time".. so bascially, we're all screwed.

Future Fest India Style

If any of you find a cheap ticket to Mumbai in the next month or so, you should come.  We can have a sweet party sort of like this one.

Leonard and Woa

recent freelance work.

-- Did any of you stateside catch any of the PHISH reunion? --
i heard the news and thought of you all

download it for free at: 

< http://livephish.com/ >>

i'm going to california for a couple of months

doodlydoo

unemployed afternoons with casio.

designnnnzzzzzzz

i be makin shit.
this be one.

geology story

Grace and I were going to make a claymation but then gave up. Here are some notes for it though. I am going to make you all care about geology.

give your life to science

Grace

Michael and I collaborate!!!

Watch your fingers...

I may have shown this to some of yous youts, but not others.  I made some music for a friend's movie.  Part of the music is from the forthcoming Maury & Moosh Moosh Quadruple Gatefold Limited Edition Purple Vinyl LP "We Did It."

Phantom Limb

http://www.vimeo.com/2674608

Password:  Asbjornsen

Jasha's gone PLU-PLU

"dick in your ass for free"

Fish Tank

Face of the Week

Ali Tobia acts in something at NYU

http://www.vimeo.com/2467855
Hey, I'm in this film- it's not finished yet, there is still sound that needs to happen, but I wanted to share it anyway.

Sally Social Worker Takes the Sons

http://www.box.net/shared/y3tzaxzzb8

I am a state social worker and I've taken the sons. They are now custodians of the state and I intend to keep in that way.

Political free flow

http://www.box.net/shared/sncmikaoo0

future dream friends

Abrijoles!Abrijoles!Abrijoles!
a transmission from the philadelphia future folks.

Powerdad3; smokey rockey mountainetop

you guys, this video is not funny, its serious. I don't like the way my kids have been handled lately and the jokes are over! This is powerdad saying, 'watch this video and dont laugh, but cry!'

monkeys in beijing

Mother Bearth

Pro-Gaza Rally in Montreal

for more, see http://www.demotix.com/news/pro-gaza-rally-montreal

sharing a song

Hey friends,

all of your work is so rediculously rediculous. I'm pondering/crafting some work of my own, but mostly I'm on the acting grind. That's not an excuse or anything- seriously. cause like one day I'll be big right? and then who needs a forum for adventurous thinking and original ideas because I'll be hanging with Paris- am I right?

.....

Now- I just tried to post a song to share- that didn't work. And I'd like to share some of my radioplays. But if a song doesn't work how will my radioplay work? Do I have to post it in print format? Do you guys even read?

Do you guys read?,
Ali in LA

Digital Heartt

And more fun things: http://thefuturekids.tumblr.com/

Future Kids Born: 1.29.09

Future Kids is the tecno-spawn of Future Folk! First party in Big Brunswick is at da Court Tavern!
We got the dungeon basement!, so prepare to mingle with the likes of dragons.
***DJs and visuals to be announced.

ANAL AUNTIE

ULTRA-UNCLE: A DAY IN THE TROPICAL

Powerdad New Years Resolution

ULTRA-UNCLE

My nephews' father thinks he's a "POWERDAD," he's full of it.  His Sons don't love him, they hate his guts, I stay in shape and take care of his kids on the weekend.  my nephews ask me, "uncle teddy, how do ya have so much love," and i tell'em "'cause my ex-wife is your father's sister, and there is stregnth in that bond."  

Learn about the stregnth in your bonds, and be an ULTRA-UNCLE now.

Don't waste your time with blender's or books

My brother in law's shakes taste like tree bark, and his book is expensive off the shelf. 

My double-bi-weekley e-newsletter is free

Fuck You POWERDAD, I'm an ULTRA-UNCLE.

POWERDADS

I'm A Toy's 'r' Us Kid (from the future)

Future Boys and Future Girls,

As we move further into the future we approach the inevitable state of being that we so distrust.  Thats right future friends, as we journey forward through time and space we continuously cycle closer and closer to becoming..... GROWN-UPS.  The sad unhealthy state of consciousness that is triggered by the acknowledgment of sexual relations between santa clause and the easter bunny, leading to santa contracting a terminal case of leprosy.  Yes, I know, as we grow older, Santa is slowly dying, while the easter bunny hovers like a jackal over not so jolly saint nick's rotting carcass. 

BUT WE CAN STOP THIS NOW!!!!!!!!

by taking our vitamins everyday we can stregnthen the covalent bond between us and the cosmos, and by acknowledging the stupidity of grownupness everyday:

Here's my 8 step program to eternal youth!

step1: drop some vitamin tablets in your mouth, and tuck them under your toungue.

step2: gargle with warm salt water

step3: spit out the vitamin salt water mixture into a thermos (to keep proper temp)

step4: motivate yourself with a few positron phrases (i.e. youre a cow, or i love you and i love cheese and cookies, or simply point at yourself and laugh)

step5: reintroduce the vitasaltwater mixture into your mouth

step6: blink

step7: swallow

step8: SMILE LIKE A CHILD! (in the business we call this "smild")

Don't worry future friends: by preserving our youth we are not living in the past, we are merely moving through time as observers of innocence and style.

REMEMBER: like and egg, we are the yolk space is the shell, and time is the increasingly hot frying pan. DON'T GET COOKED!!!

on that note, as some of you may know there's gonna be a huge ragin' party in new brunswick at which some dj's you all are familiar with will be preforming, namely me, dave mos (the mossface killah) zach attack lickstrawwww, zenon from the future, and mike robinson (cheerios).

The idea is to preserve the spirit of the future folk, party our asses off, and in doing so preserve our youth.

The Party's goin down on Thursday January 29 

BE THERE OR GROW UP

The date is set but the party itself is still in a developmental stage, and i want all of you morons to get involved and continue the beautiful tradition of partying in the future!

stay young and get involved assholes

LOVES!! JASHAJASHAJASHAJASHAJASHAJASHAJASHAJASHAJASHA

future folk fests

Anyone know anything about sound engineering? I want to build some kind of sonic wall to enclose the Hollow next time around so the neighbors won't call the cops. I think it needs to be 8-10 feet high, curving inwards, and really cracked out looking. Or maybe we don't even need one continuous wall but a couple of segments, strategically placed?

any comments, questions, funny stories?

I hope you had fun at the MOSSDOLLARS (is that how they spell their names? because that is so cool cool)

POWERDAD

Powerdad is a Novel that deals with real life issues and real life scenarios.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY_w55KVtxY

Hey!

Hey i added myself as an author to this blog, rather than use the username ect provided. hope that's OK. if not let me know, and i'll un-add myself. i thought this might help tell what's going on a little better.


Also future friends, this is a great idea.
Love from Mystic CT.

Loonie Permutations

Future Folk of the world! Post to this new forum to get your FIX!

THE RULES (there aren't any)

this Forum exists for us to share shit. like, Where You're At and What You're Thinking.
including creative work is a plus.

why?

because communites, like sex, take at least 3 people


-Jon