ULTRA-UNCLE

My nephews' father thinks he's a "POWERDAD," he's full of it.  His Sons don't love him, they hate his guts, I stay in shape and take care of his kids on the weekend.  my nephews ask me, "uncle teddy, how do ya have so much love," and i tell'em "'cause my ex-wife is your father's sister, and there is stregnth in that bond."  

Learn about the stregnth in your bonds, and be an ULTRA-UNCLE now.

Don't waste your time with blender's or books

My brother in law's shakes taste like tree bark, and his book is expensive off the shelf. 

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Fuck You POWERDAD, I'm an ULTRA-UNCLE.